The picture that comes complete with a 10-foot-tall monster to give you the wim-wams!
A NEW SINGING -ACTION WESTERN STAR FLASHES ACROSS THE SCREEN! (original poster - all caps)
Notorious Beauties Lost in a Fantastic HELL-ON-EARTH!
This year, it's not the turkey being carved for Thanksgiving
Blood Sports of the Human Kind
Inside, Something so unspeakable no one has lived long enough to scream out its name !
They're fiery...fearless...ferocious!
Warning! Beware their stare!
Unhinged! Insane! Totally Out Of Control!
LIttle guys with big guns!
They say it only takes 2 hours..
She's 250 Pounds of Maniacal Fury!
THE THRILLING AND COLORFUL LAST DAYS OF AMERICA'S MOST FABULOUS OUTLAW...POWERFULLY WRITTEN IN GUNSMOKE! (original print ad - all caps)
YOU DARE NOT LOOK INTO HIS EYES! (original poster - all caps)
On our first date... we robbed a bank
He menaced women with weird desires!