THE FUNNIEST PICTURE EVER! (re-release print ad - all caps)
Ten Brave Men Started Out on the Most Desperate Adventure of the War!
The Army will never be the same!
THE BIG LAUGH BLITZ OF 1941! (original print media ad - all caps)
Just one weakness.... Just one.
In Vietnam, the name of the game is survival.
There's a first time for everything.
A HISTORICAL DRAMA IN FIFTEEN SPECULATOR CHAPTERS! (original banner-all caps)