THEY'RE THE DAFFIEST DRAFTEES IN HISTORY! (original print ad - all caps)
SHOT DOWN FROM THE SKIES...BUT HIS HEAD WAS STILL IN THE CLOUDS!
TRAPPED...IN THE ICY CLAWS OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE! (original poster-all caps)
SEE how they operate...until Uncle Sam's undercover agents crack down on them!
DANGER IS NIGH...BUT IT'S NICE! (original poster)