A NECK-TO-NECK FINISH! (original print ad - all caps)
The most powerful force in the universe -- the power to bend reality, the power to know the truth -- lies within the depths of the human heart
Sensitive...Sadistic...Sensual
So real it will never be shown on TV.
Who needs a broad anyway...?
HE WAS A GOOD MAN...AMONG THE BAD! (original print media ad - all caps)
She May Have Gone Wrong but Boy!... she wasn't Bad!