When bad things happen to bad people
It's kill or be killed in the mafia, They said it with bullets... He said it with flowers.
The chase is on ... in the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious treasure hunt ever!
When You're Up Against Every Dirty Trick in the Book ... You Fight Dirty to Stay Alive! (US 1982 release)
You're either in, or you're in the way!
For God's Sake, They Were Trying to Get Out.
Where do you run...hide...escape...when you're marked for Mafia rub-out...
He's the Only Cop Who Can Con the Mafia Out of $3,000,000 in Heroin!
Anchors Aweigh FOR A GOB AND THE SEASON'S MOST HILARIOUS GAGS! (original ad - mostly caps)