A Deliriously Delightful Tale of the Jolliest Ghost You've Ever Known!
They sent Zack Hallett to do the job no man had lived to finish!
FIVE DESPERATE MEN...and a girl who didn't care...trapped on a mountain of gale-lashed rock!
HE'S PUBLIC ELIGIBLE NO. 1 (original print ad-all caps)
Roses are red - with the heart-blood of murder.