HILARIOUS! EXCITING! ROMANTIC! (original ad - all caps)
His name is Captain Peg and he wasn't born to die in bed!
PAST APACHE AMBUSH...PAST TREACHERY'S SILKEN NET!...Five Dead Men Led Jim Slater Down a Trail of No Return!
They told the Doolin-Dalton Gang where to go. Then...they went with them.
He was a Union Soldier that destiny made a lover. She was a beautiful Confederate whom fate made a spy.
This is the Big Entertainment for a Town Called Glory!
Gumby is back in his biggest adventure yet!
Wanted: For chicanery, skulduggery, tomfoolery and habitual bungling!
You're lucky to get out alive.
TOUGH AS A DESERT CACTUS! (original print ad - all caps)