...Scream to Death!
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Only He Will Hear Your Scream!
Wild! Wanton! Weird!
A Demonic Look at Madness!
Death is only a page away.
Nothing can stop the Killer with a Blood Lust for Ladies - Naked and Dead.
How do you think these stories get started?
Haunting desires seething in his mind lead to a night of ghastly atrocities!
Morbid horror in vivid COLOR
THE LAFFS ARE SIMPLY KILLING! (original print ad - all caps)
Life's a bitch and then you can't die.
Takes you to the bowels of the earth for thrills and chills!
If you're a chicken, come with plenty of feathers and a O-OH-7 get away car!