DON'T PICK HER UP! Hijackers are using her as bait! (original poster)
No friends left alive. No passport. No way out.
BORDER TRAFFIC IN HUMAN LIVES! (original print ad - all caps)
I've paid the penalty...why won't they let me live?"..."We've suffered enough...why don't they let us love?
Voila! It's the oo-la-laughingest escapade in the History of Love! Gayer than a Mardi Gras . . . and merry with Gordon and Revel's latest songs !