He came. He sat. He conquered.
Would you go A.W.O.L. with this man?
Best. Night. Ever
Some talk. Some listen. Some die.
The ultimate spoof?
The adventure movie to end them all!
Thank Heavens, It's Only A Movie!
Where the dancing is dirty, the pink is pretty, and the foot runs loose.
Raping. Robbing. Kidnapping. Killing ... The action never stops!
What a helluva night!
They tried to kill him ... drug him, torture and pervert him, but they could not stop the one-man execution squad ...
Tall, Lean and Mean!
Addicted to the power of television ...
Pray you die quickly!