Male enough to attract a dozen women...not man enough to be faithful to one!
WALLY DOES IT AGAIN! (original ad - all caps)
Thousands Dream of it! Pray for it! Pay for it! But few ever achieve it!
They spent their honeymoon on the FRONT PAGE!
Everyone who has a father needs to see this film.
KING OF THE DIAMOND - HE WAS THE WRONG GUY TO THE RIGHT GIRL! (original print ad - all caps)