The saga of America's dirty faced kids... And the breaks that life won't give them!
The terror of Wall Street was a chump for this girl!
They're SUPER-CHARGED with LAUGHING GAS! Meet the Cracked Blocks of the racing world in the dizziest speed derby of the year!
THey Take PARK AVENOO LAFF by LAFF...and give you the LOWDOWN on HIGH SOCIETY!
IT'S MOIDER! You'll almost die laughing...when these keyhole watchers tangle with a killer!
Sea-going shennanigans!
The Fun's Getting FEAROCIOUS! MAD DOCTORS! HAUNTED HOUSES! GORILLAS!
DID YOU EVER SEE AN ATOM BOMB WALKING!
A Zany Laff Spree IN GAY PAREE!
THE DOPIEST DON JUANS IN HISTORY! They're professional "dates" for an atomic gun-moll!
THEY'RE THE DAFFIEST DRAFTEES IN HISTORY! (original print ad - all caps)
THEIR ANTICS ARE ENOUGH TO SCARE A GHOST RIGHT OUT OF HIS SHEET!
The Scariest, Screwiest Laugh Riot Since Frankenstein Gave Up The Ghost!
The Story Of Men In The Making By Just Plain American Boys!
The HEAT'S ON!...that REAL COOL MAN in the BLACK FLANNEL SUIT!
THEY'RE LOADED FOR LAUGHS...WITH BOMBS AND BLONDES! (original ad - all caps)
ACTION...Along the Bowery! Glaring Expose of the Stolen Car Racket!
YOU'LL YOCK An YOWL...AS THOSE HALF-WIT HAWKSHAWS GO ON THE PROWL FOR A MISSING BLONDE MINX IN MINK!
HOLY SMOKE! They're Raisin» The Devil!...and SATAN'S WAITIN» to take them BELOW!
LAUGHS and MUSIC are Bustin' Out All Over!