You've got to see it to belove it!
NOW THE SCREEN ACHIEVES SURPASSING GREATNESS! (original ad - all caps)
Until now no one has dared to film this ...... the most diabolical classic of all time!
The prize winning comedy-drama of a young girl's passionate love for life!...
The GREATEST ROMANCE and ADVENTURE in a THOUSAND YEARS!
An Unholy Alliance!
A hilarious new escapade from the producers of 'The Immoral Mr. Teas'!
The story of an American woman and her abandonment in Rome
For maximum thrill . . . we earnestly urge you to see this motion picture from the start!