HILARIOUS MIXTURE OF MISSILES AND MIRTH! (original ad - all caps)
The Cry that Rocked THE VALLEY OF THE SUN!
How can an officer in his right mind «misplace» a fully-equipped destroyer escort?
Here come the people raging...the passions blazing out of the decade's wrathful best-seller!
THE SCREEN'S FIRST BOMBSHELL OUT OF NEWLY-FREED CUBA!!! (original poster-all caps)
Your shocked eyes will see it... your stunned mind won't believe it... Never before... has vice and violence struck with such frightening force!